Engineer favourite's related to an Assignment

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When deciding assignment topics and submission dates...
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Student - "Sir Yeh Bahut zyada hai, itna nahi ho payega...please questions kam karo"
Sir - "Tikh hai marks bi kam milege..."

Student - (hissing) "Ja oye apna kam kar, number nahi dene mat de...itna bhau mat kha"

Sir - "Submission Date is 3 days from today.."
Student - (hissing) "Kya yaar isse humne aaram se baat kya kar li yeh toh sar par chad gaya..."
Sir - "You standup...what u said just now"
Student - "Nothing sir, i was saying ki which book to consult"

Sir - "Nothing particular, but still you can consult Abc Ram"
Student - (hissing) "Does money grow on plants...jab poocho..kissi na kissi book ka naam bataa deta hai..pakaa commsion mili hoogi....waise bi humne kaunsi book se banani hai...yaar radha ko bol...jaldi se assignment banaye...phir hum uttar lenge.."

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Assignment Ka Jugadh (trying a easy way out)
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11pm
(Shaam Calling Radha...)

Shaam - Hi dear, how are you..!! Yaar mujhe teri help chaiye...bahut hi urgent kaam pad gaya hai...please meri assignment bana de...

Radha - Yaar meri apni aadhi hi hui hai...sorry cant help you..!!

Shaam - Please, please...yaad kar maine teri kitni help ki thi...aaj tu mere liye itna chota sa kaam nahi kar sakti...i didnt expected this....teri itni proxies lagai...tujhe itney chocolates gift kiye...unn sabh ko bhul gayi kya??

Radha - Aacha Babaa...kar dungi...abh khush...!!

Shaam - Thanks a lot....

*(After disconnecting phone)
-phir manaa liya pagal ko, ha ha..

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Assignment Copying under progress
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"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint........"

3rd person-"Are baba ........jaldi kar, toone uttarna hai to uttar warna mujhe de de abhi maine start karni hai........"

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"

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Late Submission
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"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"

"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"

"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "

"Mere ghar mein shaadi hai....isliye mein nahi Kar paaya..."

"I was on bed....was not well..."

"Sir kal pakka de dunga...."

"Nahi leni toh mat le...mujhe farak nahi padta.."

Disclaimer - Its Just for fun, not at all meant to hurt anyone sentiments..lolz.!!